How 2 reach Sockeye Salmon

DONT. just kidding!! that was a classic 'joke,' did you laugh. you should have.

Instagram is the easiest way to reach me, as i am a chronically online individual. follow me!!

i also have a TikTok, although i don't have much on there. it kind of sucks. maybe i will post videos of my toys and trinkets there.

check out my Youtube!! i'll probably post sets i do and maybe talk about stuff i like.

of course i must plug the Soundcloud. back in my days at mermaid high school i was a soundcloud rapper by the name of 'lil pablo' and i made one song and then promptly stopped making music. it seems lil pablo has vanished when the world needed him most. although i hear he may be working on something big in the studio, as they say...

email me at: officialsockeyesalmon@gmail.com. i am great at checking my emails and responding to them. i do it all the time, along with phone calls and going to the bank.