How 2 reach Sockeye Salmon

DONT. just kidding!! that was a classic 'joke,' did you laugh. you should have.

Instagram is the easiest way to reach me, as i am a chronically online individual. follow me!!

i also have a TikTok, although i don't have much on there. it kind of sucks. maybe i will post videos of my toys and trinkets there.

check out my Youtube!! i'll probably post sets i do and maybe talk about stuff i like.

of course i must plug the Soundcloud. back in my days at mermaid high school i knew a soundcloud rapper by the name of 'lil pablo' and he made one song and then promptly stopped making music. it seems lil pablo has vanished when the world needed him most. although i hear he may be working on something big in the studio, as they say...

email me at: officialsockeyesalmon@gmail.com. i am great at checking my emails and responding to them. i do it all the time, along with phone calls and going to the bank.