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HOW HAS IT ALREADY BEEN 3 MONTHS WHAT.

merry christmas! happy new year! and happy birthday to me!! (one week ago). i am now of legal salmon age, i can buy myself a drink at the salmon bar or go to the salmon casino or head over to the salmon dispensary. i would never do those things though, i am a salmon of the lord. wink wink.

i have been quite busy lately, you see a famous celebrity such as myself is always up to something. getting the bag. making big motion. by which i mean. sitting in my room and staring at the wall and letting The Horrors speak to me. sometimes you just gotta take some time to yourself to question everything that has ever happened and every aspect of the self, pondering the ways in which you are, and coming to terms with the horrors and terrors of existance on this mortal plane. just chill guy stuff!!

in cooler news, i performed at my first competition!! yayyy drag!! i will be honest, i'm happy with the performance, but i also feel it could have been stronger! not that it wasn't good, rather that i want to improve on it and add more parts to it and make it better. you guys should watch it on my youtube and comment really nice things and venmo me money. PLEASE.

this is the image they will use in "Sockeye Salmon: The Documentary" which will recount my humble beginnings, rise to fame, and mysterious death...